If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
