FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I will be naked everywhere
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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