Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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