You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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