Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
just tell him i said nine months
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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