Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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