I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Dignity is for republicans.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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