Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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