first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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