what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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