shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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