I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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