What a fucking waste of an outfit
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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