we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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