Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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