More tranny stories later!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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