porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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