Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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