Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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