Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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