sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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