You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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