I will die if light touches me.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
