would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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