I hate your face
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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