i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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