Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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