she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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