I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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