Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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