Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
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