Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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