we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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