the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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