.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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