What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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