Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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