I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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