Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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