Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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