But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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