you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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