reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I still have a little drunk in my system
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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