hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
