If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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