I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
