This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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