wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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