My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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