Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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