North Korea, Best Korea!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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