So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He kissed a someone with a penis
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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